TME Pullover Hoodie (2026)
Slip into the vortex (and the new year) with the new TME Pullover Hoodie! The only hoodie that screams, “I’m normal… until the portal opens.” Packed with aliens, Sasquatch beefcakes, screaming emojis, pissed-off coffee cups, and all the unhinged insanity you expect from The M-Balm Effect!
Soft. Bold. Chaotic.
Wear it if you dare, and let the world know that you're rated M!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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